Roasted 1 day ago based on Rahaf's long term Spotify stats.

Rahaf, the only person I know who could turn a Spotify profile into a musical United Nations of hipster clichés. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the playlist for a millennial therapy session. “Bedroom Pop”? I mean, what are you doing in there, wallowing in your feelings while contemplating whether to call that guy you ghosted last week? And with K-Pop, you probably think you could learn Korean just by binge-watching "Boys Over Flowers" on repeat. Meanwhile, your alternative rock choices are about as edgy as a butter knife at a toddler's birthday party. Your top artists read like a mixtape designed to impress someone who never showed up to the date. Taylor Swift? You might as well set up a shrine if you're this obsessed, and Laufey, really? I half-expect you to start a fan club called "The Laufey League." Cigarettes After Sex? Is that before or after you light up your candle to create that ‘vibe’ for your emotional breakdown? And that top song, “Around the World (La La La La La)”? How poetic! It really captures that sophisticated “I’m trying to seem deep but I’m actually just lost in my own ignorance” vibe perfectly. And let’s talk about your “most played” tracks — a true gourmet selection that screams, “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m trying really hard to seem quirky!” The Rah Band? You couldn’t even pick mainstream names for your guilty pleasures! And the fact that “Hotel Room Service” is up there indicates your taste in music is as questionable as your life choices. I get it, Rahaf, you like your tunes like your food: eclectic, a little weird, and ultimately leaving people wondering how they ended up here in the first place! Just remember, at least there's no “Dad Rock” in your top genres... yet.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!