Roasted 1 month ago based on keeeeera's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, keeeeera, you really are a beacon of musical obscurity, aren't you? I mean, with "singer-songwriter" and "French house" as your top favorites, you’re single-handedly keeping the '90s coffee shop scene alive while leisurely drifting through a Parisian flea market. It's like you woke up one morning, looked at your Spotify, and thought, "How can I make my taste in music look as beige as possible?" To say your playlist sounds like a collection of songs forgotten behind a thrift store couch would be an understatement. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? Toad The Wet Sprocket? Really? Did we miss the memo that grunge ended a quarter-century ago? You might as well have just thrown in a how-to guide on making friendship bracelets while belting out every lyric to “I Think About.” And the fact that Jack Johnson is sneaking in there between purveyors of tunes meant to either weep or nap to really leaves us wondering if you were ever meant to grow up past your first music phase or just decided to hit the snooze button on life’s musical evolution. And that "Most Played" list? Sweetie, your Spotify seems to define what it means to have an identity crisis. Five Toad songs in the top spots? You must be living your best life under a rock—toad and all! But hey, at least you’re keeping the dream of a lame bar's open mic night alive. Here’s a thought: next time you update your profile, maybe add a little spice. Otherwise, you might just start seeing your Spotify wrapped in an 'abridged version of the obituary' sort of way!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!