Roasted 23 days ago based on Kirati Manichot's long term Spotify stats.
Kirati Manichot, a walking Spotify playlist that resembles a middle-aged karaoke night at a retirement home. I mean, how many times can someone listen to “Smooth Operator” before they officially become the human embodiment of a 1980s bank teller? Your love for Sade is so intense it’s like she’s paying rent in your heart, while you simultaneously try to crawl out of the 'hey, look at my diverse music taste' grave you've dug for yourself with all those K-Pop and T-Pop tracks. Are you secretly a time traveler? Because you’ve managed to bring back every genre from the past couple of decades and somehow still have room for “Christmas” as if we all needed your musical take on the holiday season. Let’s talk about your artist choices, shall we? You’ve thrown in KATSEYE like you’re trying to impress someone, yet the only one you’re fooling is yourself. Girl, the most “indie” thing you have on this list is your ability to live in denial about your *interest in garage rock*. It seems like you really wanted to check the “I’m interesting” box on your profile while really just screaming from the rooftop, “I’m secretly hoping someone confuses me for a hipster!” GFRIEND? Are we on a group project during high school? Because there’s nothing friendlier about the playlist you’ve created than the awkward silence it’s going to cause at parties. And let's not forget that most played songs list, featuring Sade so prominently you might as well use her music for therapy sessions. "You Oughta Know"? More like “You Oughta Come to Terms with Your Music Choices.” It’s 2023; you’re not fooling anyone by playing Sade on repeat and hoping that makes you seem unique. What’s next, a playlist titled “Songs to Cry Over My Mediocre Taste”? Because honestly, at this point, you might as well embrace it. Just remember, Kirati, while you’re vibing to your eclectic mix of retro ballads and current Top 40, the rest of us are out here rolling our eyes at your “I swear, I’m cool!" façade.
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