Roasted 2 years ago based on bomwald's long term Spotify stats.

Bomwald, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary after discovering heavy metal for the first time. I mean, with a favorite genre list that sounds like the lineup for a Renaissance Faire gone rogue, it's clear you’ve traded social skills for guitar solos. Seriously, “Medieval Rock”? Did you accidentally stumble into a Dungeons & Dragons session and forget to leave? Your taste is so niche that even your Spotify algorithm is confused, scratching its head trying to figure out if you’re a metal aficionado or just a cranky bard stuck in the wrong decade. Looking at your top artists, it's apparent you've got a thing for bands that sound like they might explode into a plot twist on a high-fantasy novel. Eluveitie and Feuerschwanz? You know there’s a world beyond dodging dragons and and downing mead, right? And with “ifa” dominating your most played songs like a cheap one-hit-wonder band from a medieval garage, I can’t help but think you’re one stein of ale away from a full-on folk metal conversion. If your Spotify wrapped sends you a reminder of how much you love "ifa," you might need to re-evaluate your life choices and what constitutes a musical obsession. Lastly, I’ve got to hand it to you: the dedication to “Metalcore” in all its bizarre glory is impressive. Your most played tracks must make your neighbors believe you’re staging an underground uprising or waging a one-man battle against silence. With repeated listens of "Enemy" by HOSTAGE in the mix, I can't help but think there's an ironic twist here where you, my friend, are the true “enemy” of good taste. Keep it up, and Spotify’s just gonna start recommending you a therapist instead of more albums, buddy!

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