Roasted 1 year ago based on lqjn's long term Spotify stats.
Oh lqjnn, we need to talk. Your Spotify profile reads like the favorite playlist of a kid who thinks “rap” is a food group. Seriously, you’ve got more genres crammed in there than a high school band trying to find a sound. Rage Rap to Emo Rap? Is this playlist for an existential crisis, or are you just trying to get a refund on your therapist? Maybe if you spent less time hugging your "melodic" side and more time embracing actual sunshine, we'd get to hear some variety that doesn't sound like a 17-year-old with a laptop and a garage full of angst! Now let’s discuss your top artists. It's like you took every name from the "most regrettable rap decisions" bucket and played a game of roulette. Ken Carson must feel like he’s winning the lottery every time he sees your plays, while Tyler, The Creator and Kendrick Lamar grieve over their damaged reputation of ever being associated with your taste. Your choices scream "I miss the sound of screaming into my pillow!" And don't even get me started on Destroy Lonely; with you as his biggest fan, I can't help but wonder if he weeps every time your plays rack up! But hey, at the end of the day, you’re clearly committed to the bit. You’ve managed to make your Spotify profile an audio representation of teenage rebellion wrapped in a sound cloud of despair and questionable choices. If you ever feel like branching out from your Ken Carson shrine, I hear there’s this thing called “other genres.” Just a thought, though. Until then, congratulations on being the proud owner of the least delightful playlist this side of the internet!
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