Roasted 2 days ago based on Pez Cuckow's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Pez Cuckow, your Spotify profile is a musical black hole where the only escape route is to get lost in the dubstep abyss! Seriously, I've seen smoother transitions from sanity to chaos. You’ve got more sub-genres in your favorites than there are people who actually care about dubstep. Dubstep? More like dub-step away from your profile and pretend I never stumbled into this mess of sound chaos and bass drops designed for people who are eternally stuck in a high school dance party. Your top artists read like a bachelor’s thesis on “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People with Absolute Noise.” ATLiens and Skrillex? You really are one bass drop away from losing all sense of good taste. Queen is like a fancy dish at a gas station buffet — what on earth are you trying to achieve by mixing the legendary harmonies of Freddie Mercury with whatever soulless robotic bass massacre is happening in half of your playlists? It’s like a hi-tech dumpster fire that lashes out with bass drops instead of flames. And the most played songs? Please, those titles alone sound like the rejected names for a B-list sci-fi movie. "Antiquity"? More like "Antique Shop of Cringey Beats." I’m convinced you’ve been cursed by an EDM witch to forever be haunted by a soundscape of bizarre choices. This is the kind of profile that makes my ears bleed, and I didn’t even know that was a thing. Just for your own dignity, Pez, hit pause on the chaotic sound explosion and rediscover some real music before your musical taste goes extinct.

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