Roasted 10 months ago based on mimi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mi, your Spotify profile looks like a teen's mood board after binge-watching too many rom-coms and listening to feelings-on-the-floor playlists. Seriously, with genres ranging from "Rage Rap" to "Slowcore," it’s like you’re conducting an emotional survey for an identity crisis. Pop? K-Pop? Bedroom Pop? It's as if you can't decide whether you want to yell into a pillow or just cry into your cereal. If there were a trophy for music indecision, you’d be at the podium, clutching it tightly while we all nod in sympathetic confusion. And let’s not forget your top artists, a blend so eclectic even those buzzfeed quizzes would be stumped. Taylor Swift and Playboi Carti on the same list? That’s like mixing peanut butter with pickles, and let’s be real, neither combo works for anyone. It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to get a playlist that features someone crying over heartbreak and someone rapping about their latest flex—could you be any more unpredictable? Your Spotify Wrapped must read like a therapy session gone wrong, with “Sabrina Carpenter” as the trusted counselor in the room. Lastly, your most played songs are like the sonic equivalent of getting slapped with a mixtape your “quirky” friend made for you out of obligation. “Odyssey” by RIIZE at the top? Sounds fancy, until you realize it’s likely because it played once during one of those late-night scrolls through TikTok rather than any semblance of actual taste. Your list reads like a scavenger hunt for the most obscure, barely mainstream bangers—good luck getting a DJ to decipher that mess when you finally step out of your room! Who needs an identity when you’ve got 10 genres that capture every second of your Netflix-induced existential dread?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!