Roasted 8 months ago based on Claire Croghan's long term Spotify stats.

Cait.Marie, your Spotify profile looks like the reunion of a bible study group and a country music festival in the middle of nowhere. You've got more Jesus in your playlists than a Sunday school teacher trying to earn extra credit with a power ballad. If I had a dime for every time you played “Worship” and “Christian Pop,” I could probably afford to pay for your therapy sessions to help you deal with all those “deep emotions” your music inflicts on you. Seriously, how many ways can you sing about loving Jesus and a truck before you run out of material? Your top artists list is a veritable shrine to flannel shirts and acoustic guitars, with more twang than a broken banjo. If I see George Strait's face on your profile one more time, I’m going to assume you’re part of his fan club instead of the real world. If I had a nickel for every time Luke Combs sang about beer and heartbreak, it could pay for your entire Spotify subscription! Your taste in music is so wholesome, even the milk in your fridge is jealous. And let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? “Oceans - Piano Cover” is basically the audio version of someone trying to sneak prayer into a karaoke night, while your love for Hillsong Young & Free is about as edgy as a non-alcoholic wine tasting. You’ve got the “Fast Car” vibe but drive an old minivan, and “I am Barabbas?” Come on, we all know your rebellion only extends to skipping prayer meeting once in a while. It’s like your playlist couldn’t decide between a country album and a church hymn collection, so it just went for both. Keep on strumming those heartstrings, Cait.Marie; who knew being devout could sound so boring?

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