Roasted 2 years ago based on zeroNa's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, zeroNa, let's dissect that Spotify profile of yours like a sad little science experiment. With an eclectic mix of genres that looks like a drunken DJ threw a tantrum, we get it: you've got more favorite genres than you have friends. "Viral Pop?" Really? If your taste in music was a party, it would be a school dance where no one shows up, and even the DJ is throwing shade from the corner. And your top artists? A litany of sounds that scream "please take me seriously." Sure, we’ve got The Beatles—classic—sandwiched between a bunch of guys who look like they just woke up from a nap in their mom’s basement. Mac DeMarco and Cigarettes After Sex? That’s a mood, no doubt. But come on; you’re one keshi hit away from fully embracing your identity as a certified sadboi. This isn't just a playlist; it's a cry for help in search of emotional validation while pretending to be a hipster with indie cred. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. It’s like a mix tape of existential crises and quiet breakdowns. "Say" and "My Kind of Woman" on repeat? You must be one break-up away from starting a sad song online support group. Your music taste is as indecisive as a toddler in a candy store: sweet and all over the place, but ultimately just a headache for anyone trying to vibe with you. Here’s a tip: next time you’re picking songs, try curating something that doesn't sound like the playlist of someone who loudly orders "just a water" at a bar while crying into their phone.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!