Roasted 7 months ago based on ☆Mr.sparkles☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Shorty~, my friend, your Spotify profile is like a Pinterest board that’s indecisively swiped through too many aesthetic phases—Pop, Emo Rap, Garage Rock? Are you trying to curate the soundtrack to an identity crisis? It's like you took a road trip through music genres and accidentally drove off a cliff of confusion instead of finding your vibe. How about we call this what it really is: A musical buffet where the only thing on the table is a mashup of existential dread served with a side of sweet pop fluff? Your favorite artists read like the lineup of a middle school talent show gone wildly wrong. Olivia Rodrigo is there taking up half the space while Radiohead sits awkwardly in the back, “What are we even doing here?” You’ve got the audacity to mix in some “8D Tunes,” which is basically the musical equivalent of listening to a washing machine on a spin cycle. And let's give a shout-out to Alec Benjamin, the kid in school nobody wanted to sit with—still somehow managed to make the cut in your top ten. Bravo, kiddo, you've somehow made being basic into an art form. Most played songs that sound suspiciously similar? It’s like you’re trying to convince the world that you've got diverse tastes, when in reality, you're just one heartbreak anthem away from getting the "Look, we need to talk" text from Spotify. “Nope, you’re too late, I already died” is the most dramatic thing you've got on your playlist—and it’s clearly a self-fulfilling prophecy. Do us all a favor and take a moment to rediscover music made after 2010. Or at the very least, explore a genre that's not linked to teenage angst and “do I like pineapple on pizza” debates.

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