Roasted 25 days ago based on autumnbateson's long term Spotify stats.

Autumn Bateson, your Spotify profile is like a high school reunion for musical cringe—where everyone pretends they still play frisbee and douse their regrets in lukewarm Bud Light. Seriously, it’s a wonder you don’t have a banjo stuck to your forehead. You’ve crammed every possible shade of “country” into your listening habits like a kid who just found out chocolate syrup can go on everything. From “Red Dirt” to “Texas Country,” it’s no wonder you’ve yet to explore a genre that recognizes guitars don’t need a cowboy hat perched on them to make sense. Let’s take a moment to talk about your top artists. Morgan Wallen? Classic. Nickleback? Bold choice for someone who clearly spends Friday nights reminiscing about the glory days of 2004. If I didn’t know better, I’d say your playlist was curated by a time-traveling hipster trying to relive the worst moments of our social lives. Between Hinder and Taylor Swift, you’ve hit the jackpot for songs that sing right to the broken heart of every teenager who was ever friend-zoned. And “A Bar Song (Tipsy)”? It’s like your playlist is begging to be the soundtrack of a modern Shakespearean tragedy—booze-fueled sobs and questionable decisions, anyone? As for that song selection, it looks like you’ve been on a mission to discover every mediocre feel-good anthem the world can throw at you. “Eyes Are Closed” and “Stick Season” might as well be titled “Ears Are Closed” because the moment I started listening, my ears demanded to be set free! Your music taste is so varied yet curiously aligned, it’s like someone dropped a box of assorted crackers in a produce aisle expecting it to make a salad. But hey, at least when someone asks for your favorite song, you can say “ANYTHING but Nickelback,” and leave the good music for the rest of us. Happy listening!

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