Roasted 2 years ago based on Tanner Swartwood's long term Spotify stats.

Tanner Swartwood: the only person I know who could make a basic white girl blush with their Spotify profile. Your playlist looks like a country music bingo card exploded, and I’m left wondering if you’re trying to attract cows or just auditioning for a trailer park talent show. Seriously, how many types of 'country' can you fit in one profile? If there’s a genre called "Rodeo Rhapsody," I'm convinced you'll have it on repeat by next week. I’d suggest you branch out a bit, but I’m under the impression you think James Taylor is a little too 'urban' for your taste. Your top artists are like a gathering of folks who took a wrong turn at a truck stop and ended up in the “Lost Causes of Country Music” convention. I don’t care how many plaid flannel shirts you own; even your Spotify must be tired of you leading it down the same path of acoustic heartbreak and ‘back to the land’ twang. If I had to guess, I’d say your Spotify account gets invited to more family reunions than you do. And let’s not even get started on your most played tracks. I didn’t know “Fearless - The Echo” was a euphemism for your ability to be the bravest country music fan to ever exist—too bad you didn't bring that courage to discover more than two notes in a song. With your eclectic selection of heartbreak anthems, it feels like you’re preparing for a high-stakes buddy cop movie where one of your partners is an expired coupon. Keep it up, Tanner; at this rate, your playlist will soon be the soundtrack for every Hallmark movie nobody asked for!

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