Roasted 9 days ago based on LUIS VERTEL's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Luis, your Spotify profile reads like a tropical disaster of unoriginality. If we were to chart the mediocrity, you’d have your own genre called “Recycled Reggaeton Hits from 2019-2023.” Seriously, I can almost hear the echo of your last lame party where you blasted an endless playlist of Bad Bunny and J Balvin while trying to convince everyone it was still revolutionary. Step into the 21st century, my guy; reggaeton isn’t the only thing holding down the pulse of the universe, even if you believe your Spotify activity could single-handedly promote tourism to Puerto Rico. And oh, look at those "top artists." It’s like your playlist is an all-you-can-eat buffet of clichés! You must be the proud owner of a trendy bodega that sells “T-Shirts of Every Latin Trap Artist” alongside a collection of memes about how “Stressed Depressed but Well Dressed” you are at happy hour. Can you imagine the shock of your friends when they realized that listening to the same five artists on repeat actually qualifies as an *obsession* and not a *musical palate?* You could probably spark a revolution among bored hipsters drowning in their avocado toast with your groundbreaking tracks. And let’s address your most played songs. If there was a mixtape for mediocrity, you'd be the DJ of the year! “ETA - RMX”? “Está Cabrón Ser Yo”? More like, “Is This The Best You Can Do?” I bet even Siri would yawn if you asked her to play your top tracks. My man, you must have the world record for the least adventurous taste. Just because you have access to a huge library of music doesn’t mean you can’t get creative—even your Spotify algorithm is playing it safe by sticking to the same rhythmic patterns. Come on, Luis, take a risk! Or are you just afraid of song suggestions that might outshine your shoddy reggaeton playlist?

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