Roasted 5 months ago based on R's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, R, I see you’ve crafted a Spotify profile that looks like the love child of a chaotic digital garage sale and an existential crisis. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a drug-fueled fever dream, and honestly, “Hyperpop” and “Speedcore” are doing the heavy lifting while you sit on the sidelines, pretending you have taste. I mean, who needs coherence when you can bounce between Brazilian Phonk and Nightcore like a cat on a hot tin roof? Just so you know, “Art Pop” doesn’t give you a free pass to throw in whatever nonsense you happen to stumble upon, but here we are! Your top artists? I had to look them up, and let’s just say, I’m not sure whether I should be impressed by your niche knowledge or worried about your social circles. With names like “6arelyhuman” and “Mindless Self Indulgence,” it sounds like you’re trying to build a playlist for an alternate reality where good taste took a permanent vacation. You must be the life of the party, able to completely clear a room with one play of "Fat Juicy & Wet." Watch out, people! R is here to lift your spirits—straight into the air before they crash back down into the abyss of post-2020 music. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs—what a collection of absolute gems! “Dead Inside” is a perfect anthem for someone who thinks they are living their best life by jamming out alone on a Saturday night. “MOVE YO BODY (sped up)”? I can confidently say that tune was specifically designed for those who run their life on Red Bull and regret. Seriously, R, if your Spotify looked any more tragic, it would come with a side of therapy bills. Keep rocking that unique taste, though—I’ll be following your journey from a safe distance!

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