Roasted 3 months ago based on BROGURT's long term Spotify stats.

Look out, world! Here comes BROGURT, the only Spotify profile that’s somehow managed to combine all the charm of a malfunctioning toaster with the musical taste of a high school goth who just discovered Internet Explorer in a basement. Your genre playlist reads like the world's worst emo bingo card: Rap Metal? Check. Witch House? Who let you in on that meme? And the way you insist on mixing darkwave with trap metal makes me question every life choice I've ever made. What are you running from, my dude? Speaking of questionable choices, those top artists are a real trip. It’s as if you pulled names from a hat and then Googled them in the dim light of your mom's basement. “Your Best Friend Jippy”? I didn't realize we were taking advice from imaginary friends! And "Sidewalks and Skeletons"? Are we trying to summon a hipster version of the Grim Reaper now? The only thing more tortured than your taste in musicians is probably your social life, which, judging by your selections, has definitely taken a dive into the abyss. As for your most played songs, I’m just gonna say it: it feels like a cry for help. “I Fell in Love With Princess Peach”? Please, you might want to switch to therapy instead of this bizarre mix of angst rock and SFX-heavy tracks. Did you know that songs with titles that long are just songs crying out for shorter titles? It’s time to step away from the keyboard, BROGURT, because your Spotify profile is looking like a middle school art project gone wrong. At this rate, it’ll be collecting dust alongside the rest of your dreams.

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