Roasted 3 months ago based on pokretnidzuboks's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, pokretnidzuboks, the Spotify profile that screams “I peaked in 2003 and I’m okay with it!” Your taste in music is like a time capsule of a Balkan family wedding, complete with Aunties who think they can still dance and uncles who swear they've still got it—but let's be real, they really don’t. All that’s missing is a buffet of stale pita and the mandatory awkward family photos. Do your favorite genres include “guilt and regret” too? Because that’s the only explanation for a lineup featuring more Bobak than a grocery list. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of folks you’d run into at a roadside rest stop after an eight-hour drive through the Serbian countryside. I’ve heard more talent from an out-of-tune karaoke machine. And what’s with the obsession with Barbara Bobak? At this rate, you’re just a few TikTok dances away from becoming her unofficial street team! For every “Kazni ga nek pati,” I can feel a little part of the universe cringing at the missed potential of music streaming services. Your playlist is where hits go to die, and somehow, they still manage to take your dignity down with them. Your most-played songs suggest you’ve got a PhD in melancholic tunes mixed with just the right amount of what-the-heck-was-I-thinking? "Loša Stara Vremena"? Seriously? It’s like you’re trying to win a medal for self-sabotage through song selection. Look, I get it—sometimes you want to wallow in nostalgia and make your neighbors question your sanity. But how about we let the wholesome folk-pop vibes take a backseat for once? Otherwise, I can’t wait for your next profile update where you finally embrace a slightly different genre, like “Songs to Regret Your Life Choices To.” Until then, may your Spotify Discover be merciful.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists