Roasted 4 hours ago based on $imão's long term Spotify stats.

$imão, huh? Your Spotify profile looks like a midlife crisis in progress, where you just can’t decide between reliving your teenage angst and pretending you’ve matured with “Lo-Fi Indie.” Your genre choices scream that you think you’re deep, when in reality, you’re just a glorified music hipster desperately trying to find meaning in your Spotify Wrapped. “Indie” and “Rage Rap”? The only rage I see is you grappling with the thought of your crush liking someone who listens to country music. Your top artists are like an all-you-can-eat buffet of confusion. Frank Ocean and Playboi Carti? That’s a combination that could only exist in a fever dream where you accidentally mixed the best with the worst. Throw in a sprinkling of Drake because we all know you need something mainstream to cling to in order to feel relevant! And let’s not forget about the bizarre entry of “Alcool Club” – you could have chosen Taylor Swift, but here you are, choosing something that sounds like a bunch of dudes sipping on cheap beer in someone's mom's basement, pretending to have artistic vision. And your most played songs? Congratulations on single-handedly giving Joey Bada$$ and Frank Ocean an inflated ego, because apparently, they’ve been your emotional support playlist while you cry into your oversized hoodie. Seriously, “À Procura da Perfeita Repetição”? What are you searching for, the perfect girlfriend or just the perfect amount of existential dread? Keep listening to your eclectic mix, my friend, but let’s be real: you’re just one step away from getting a piercing and asking strangers for deeper life advice at coffee shops.

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