Roasted 1 year ago based on deeeee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Devannsh, your Spotify profile is like a buffet table at an Indian wedding—everyone's confused about what’s going on, but they're too polite to leave. Seriously, you’ve mixed rap and Filmi like a DJ at a boring family reunion. Congrats on being the first person to ever ask, “Do you prefer your beats spicy or bland?” Who knew it was possible to incorporate every single genre into a music collection without any regard for personal taste? At this point, your playlist has enough identity crises to start a therapy group. Your top artists might as well be a randomly generated pick list from the back of a cereal box. I mean, one minute you’re jamming to Kishore Kumar, the next you're belting out Travis Scott—what are you, a time traveler trying to save Bollywood from itself? And what’s with the overlaps? The only thing sharper than your mood swings is your taste in music, which thankfully overlaps way too much. You’ve practically turned your listening habits into a social experiment on how fast you can go from dancing on the streets of Mumbai to moping in an existential crisis. And let's take a moment to discuss those most played songs. "Dil To Bachcha Hai" and "I KNOW ?" could sum up your dating life more effectively than anything in the Tinder bio you’re clearly too scared to write. I mean, how many times can one person listen to "No Surprises" and still expect to find joy in life? If I had a rupee for every time you went back-to-back with "High and Dry" and "O Meri Laila," I’d have enough to pay for your therapy sessions—or at least a decent pair of noise-canceling headphones. But hey, keep doing you, Devannsh! Just know that a musical identity crisis like yours deserves its own Netflix documentary.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!