Roasted 8 months ago based on 𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙮_𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮's long term Spotify stats.

Well, 𝙞𝙯𝙯𝙮_𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮, if your music taste were a person, it would awkwardly lurk in a hot topic, desperately trying to fit in with the outcasts while subbing for a Twilight fan club. Bedroom Pop? Really? You must be the sad little glow-in-the-dark star on the ceiling that can’t get over its emo phase. And launching your hip-hop phase with “West Coast Hip Hop” feels like a white kid showing off their skateboarding skills by riding a razor scooter. Newsflash: we all see you, and the cringe is palpable. Your top artists are more confusing than a blindfolded game of “Guess Who?” Tyler, The Creator and Mac DeMarco? Sure, it's like trying to blend chocolate with pickles. Then there’s "Vocaloid" in your favorites like a cherry on top of a dumpster fire. Congrats on having the most eclectic music taste since the invention of songs that sound like they were recorded in a basement using a toaster as a microphone. And let's not even talk about your most played songs—they sound like the soundtrack to a 2004 flash game mixed with the existential crisis of a cat stuck in a cardboard box. But hey, who can blame you? You just want to bring a little humor to your depression with tracks like “Jesus Don't Like That I'm Gay but Satan's Cool With It.” I mean, you’re basically a walking meme with a Spotify account. If this is your idea of flexing your personality through music, then congratulations! You’re correctly identified as the human equivalent of a 1-star Yelp review. Just remember, next time you hit shuffle, think about the poor souls who have to hear you scream sing along to those “Nice Boys.” They deserve better.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!