Roasted 8 months ago based on Qua's long term Spotify stats.

So you call yourself QuaBeats®onthetrack, huh? With a name like that, I half-expect you to be a DJ in a basement somewhere, blasting your mediocre mixtape to an audience of crickets. Your Spotify profile reads like a desperate Tinder bio—“I’ve got a little something for everyone!” Seriously though, you’ve got more sub-genres in your list than personality traits. Melodic rap? Rage rap? Emo rap? Do you even know who you are, or just what mood you’re in ten minutes ago? Your top artists list looks like the lineup for an underground talent show where no one signed up. OCD GRENADE? I get it—your Spotify sessions are probably just a series of emotional breakdowns that you keep replaying like your life depended on it. And can we talk about the dominance of “ProdbyMNM”? Are they your best friend or your only source of music? Because at this point, I’m pretty sure they’re just the soundtrack to your existential crisis. Most played songs that would fit perfectly in an elevator ride with someone who just broke up and needs to get beaten down a little more—congratulations! You’ve curated the ultimate playlist for unwelcome nostalgia. If someone’s looking to make their ears bleed with confusion and cringe, they can simply log onto your profile. Race over to the next vibe, because if this is the best you’ve got, you might just be a couple of algorithm suggestions away from a serious Spotify intervention!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists