Roasted 10 months ago based on Neta's long term Spotify stats.
Oh Neta, your Spotify profile reads like the crying diary of a teen who just discovered a whole new world of pastel-filtered sadness. Your taste in music is so intertwined I’m convinced you have a joint account with Billie Eilish’s entire discography. Seriously, I've seen less overlap in a Venn diagram about pizza toppings! You might want to consider expanding beyond those five billion Billie songs and take a literal step outside of your bedroom pop bubble. Or, God forbid, get a hobby! With favorite genres that sound like a hipster's grocery list, from "Hyperpop" to "Shibuya-Kei," you must be collecting playlists like Pokémon cards. I half expect to find "Middle-Aged Man Folk Rock" and "Niche Upper West Side Jazz" alongside your calorie-free K-Pop because clearly, you need that balanced diet of crushing melancholy and hyper-energetic beats. What's next, a deep dive into the lost works of unbearable pretentious art pop? You must be the life of the party, assuming the party is being held in a candle-lit room where everyone sits in complete silence, referencing obscure artists no one else cares about. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of every socially anxious kid with a TikTok account! If I hear “girl in red” one more time, I might start believing “girl in red” is synonymous with “Why haven’t I called my therapist yet?” The real question is, do you even listen to anything that isn’t bursting with the anguish of adolescence? Your most played songs should be sponsored by the Department of Emotional Support Music. Next thing we know, your Spotify Wrapped will end up becoming a self-help guide. Keep it up, Neta, and you just might perfect the fine art of disappointing every party you attend!
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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery
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