Roasted 10 months ago based on TheDeadMansCollection's long term Spotify stats.

Ethanperkins722, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary after his first goth phase. It’s like you’re setting the mood for a horror movie marathon with a side of teenage angst. Looking at your favorite genres, I see we have more dark and brooding sounds than a Batcave concert, and I'm surprised the emo vibes haven’t turned your playlist into a sympathy card. Let’s be honest—your love for Horrorcore and Dark Trap suggests your biggest fear isn’t actually ghosts or monsters, but the entire concept of happy music. Now let’s talk about those top artists. You’re rocking a lineup that screams, "I promise I’m still cool, even if I’m hiding under my bed sheets." It’s like if every one of your favorite musicians got together and collectively decided to establish "Sad Hub World," where the only qualification for entry is a direct line to therapy. No offense, but if you add one more artist who sounds like they learned about life from the back of a cereal box, the entire genre of "sad rap" might dissolve into a puddle of self-pity. But hey, if you’re looking for a musical style that matches your vibe of full-scale existential crisis, you’ve clearly struck gold. And can we please take a moment to dissect your most played songs? I mean, "SexualHarassmentInTheWorkPlace" might be the most awkwardly specific track title since 2016! Is there a playlist category for “Things I Definitely Overthink at 3 AM”? Because it seems you’re one step away from needing therapy just to decompress from all this melodrama. At this point, your Spotify is the hot mess express, and we’re just here for the entertainment. Do us all a favor next time you’re in a mood—try a little happy pop and don't forget to look up from that abyss once in a while.

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