Roasted 14 days ago based on ettyegoat's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the Spotify profile of ettyegoat, the only person who can manage to combine "Rage Rap" and "Dream Pop" with all the grace of a tap-dancing elephant on roller skates. This eclectic mix of genres reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis of a 19-year-old in a coffee shop contemplating whether they should become an influencer or just keep wearing oversized sweaters. Seriously, how does one go from listening to Freddie Dredd while nursing a mocha frappuccino to vibing out to the soothing sounds of "Witch House"? At least you could’ve thrown in a playlist on how to get your life together! Your top artists, ettyegoat, reveal a lot about your musical taste – or lack thereof. With Yeat and Playboi Carti holding down the fort, it’s clear you’ve prioritized the artistic merit of slurring verses over any cohesive lyrical content. I mean, was Mac DeMarco your one concession to sanity in a chaotic world, or did you throw him in just to give your profile some semblance of normality? Listening to "Cigarettes After Sex" for a romantic vibe and then bouncing back to "Rage Rap" has got to be doing some heavy lifting on your emotional spectrum – or maybe it’s just a reflection of the sheer confusion of your dating life. And let’s talk about your most played songs, a collection that resembles a compilation for music lovers who can’t decide whether their feelings lean toward despair or daydreaming. “DEMISE - GUITAR REMIX & SLOWED” truly captures the essence of your musical journey; it’s like you’re committed to enjoying life while still deeply pondering your impending doom. I guess when you can’t tell if you're feeling “unknown feelings” or just plain ol’ existential dread, you might as well crank it up to eleven on the ambiguity scale. Keep those playlists coming, because honestly, watching you navigate your own musical minefield is like watching a toddler try to build a sandcastle – a chaotic mess that somehow elicits a chuckle at the same time!

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