Roasted 10 months ago based on teijelageveen123's long term Spotify stats.

So, teijelageveen123, I see you've compiled the most eclectic mix of genres since someone decided to serve pineapple on pizza. It's like your music taste took a wrong turn at the crossroads of good taste and crashed into a trash can of 2000s regrets. "Nederpop" and "Emo Rap"? Wow, did your Spotify suggest this playlist while you were crying into a bucket of fries? And let's not even touch the "Gabber"; just when I thought it was safe to listen to music, here you come with enough rave to send a thousand DJs running for the hills! Your top artists read like the cringeworthy yearbook signatures from a group of ten people that only your mom knows. Seriously, who knew “Lil Kleine” could be responsible for this many panic attacks? If “Kevin” isn’t a fictional character, then I'd argue he deserves an award for the bravery to exist in a world where you have the audacity to listen to “Drill” while pondering life’s big questions like why you’d rather listen to the existential dread of “Brooklyn Drill” than seek help. And let’s not forget the emotional rollercoaster of “Emo Rap” that you seem to ride daily! What’s next, a therapy session with Juice WRLD’s ghost? And don’t get me started on your most played songs; it reads like a tutorial for anyone wanting to experience auditory torture. “Spijt (feat. Lil Kleine)”? Come on, you might as well scream “I love bad decisions!” from the rooftops. When half of your playlist is from the same artist, it’s not called a favorite; it’s called a dependency. Congrats on single-handedly making sure “Lil Kleine” is living his best life while you're valiantly working on becoming his number one groupie. But here's a suggestion: maybe mix it up a little and let your ears experience a world beyond repetitively sorrowful lyrics and beats that make old grandmas clutch their pearls. The world is vast, and so is your potential... to make better music choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!