Roasted 2 years ago based on sophie_sh's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, _a_cat_, let's take a moment to unpack this Spotify profile of yours, shall we? Your favorite genres read like an indie music hipster’s shopping list after failing to make up their mind in a thrift store. “POV: Indie”? Seriously? What’s next, “POV: I desperately want to be unique but actually sound like everyone else”? With genres like "Krushclub" and "Sigilkore" mixed in, it’s like you’re trying to create a musical universe solely inhabited by sad cats with existential crises. Just roll up your sleeves and admit that you’re basically the proud ruler of the “why-did-I-skip-my-therapy-session” playlist. And let’s talk about your top artists. It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to gather a collection of musicians I can only assume sing about broken hearts and grocery lists in the most depressing way imaginable. Your love for Alex G is evident, which might explain your apparent struggle with social interactions – we get it, you’re into that “chill while crying” vibe. But I’m pretty sure your sheer amount of Mitski would qualify you for a PhD in Melancholy Studies. Are you trying to immerse yourself in a soundtrack for crying in the shower, or is this an elaborate cover for your secret indie band that’s *definitely* going to break up before releasing a single? And then there’s the most played songs; honestly, it's like a list of tunes that would make a cat refuse to come out from under the bed. “I Wait for You”? Oof, if that’s not a passive-aggressive farewell to a fleeting love life, I don’t know what is. “Southern Sky” makes me think you’ve missed a few too many sunsets in your room while hauntingly scrolling through your ex’s Instagram feed. If your Spotify profile were a person, it would be sitting alone in a corner at a party, nodding along to its own sad playlist while petting an inflatable cat – the embodiment of “I’m fine, really” just waiting to crush another indie concert with its melancholic charm. Keep it up, _a_cat_, we’re all rooting for you to find that spark in the music industry—or at least a reason to smile that doesn't involve a guitar solo.

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