Roasted 2 years ago based on Pierre-Victor's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Pierre-Victor, the man with the Spotify profile that screams, "I have a playlist for every existential crisis." With genres like "Filter House" and "Indietronica," it's clear you're just one heartache away from composing an album that sounds like a blender on its last legs. Your music tastes are the aural equivalent of browsing through a hipster thrift store while wearing socks with sandals; commendable in theory, but disastrous in execution. If your music selection were a cooking style, it would be "microwaved leftovers." The top artists on your list read like the soundtrack for a mid-2000s rave in a basement—great if you want to feel like everyone secretly hates you but is too polite to say it. "The Toxic Avenger"? More like the Toxic Vibes Ambassador. It takes a special kind of person to gravitate toward a band named after a low-budget superhero from the '80s while simultaneously claiming to enjoy "Rap Conscient." Your playlists suggest you could be the life of the party… if the party were an experimental art exhibit showcasing failure. And really, Pierre-Victor, "RATATATA" by BABYMETAL as your most played song? To be fair, we all have our guilty pleasures—yours just happens to be an anthem for people who aren’t afraid to cherish their inner 12-year-old. A playlist that includes both “Wii Shop Channel” and songs by “Les Vulves Assassines” shouldn’t just raise eyebrows; it should raise the entire roof. You’re navigating the boundaries of music taste like a toddler on a tricycle—wobbly, confused, and one step away from crashing into a wall of regret. Keep rocking that digital cringe, my friend!

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