Roasted 11 months ago based on thomaswilliamhux's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Thomas, where do we start? Look at you trying to build a Spotify profile as if it’s a house of cards—one breath and it could all come tumbling down! Your favorite genres read like an indecisive DJ’s playlist at a suburban block party, splattering everything from UK Grime to Afroswing like it’s a culinary fusion dish no one asked for. It's like you’ve been collecting music genres the way people collect beanie babies—only to realize they’re all useless. Let’s dig into your top artists, shall we? Calling that a lineup is like saying you’re the next big thing because you’re good at finger-painting. Freddie Gibbs and Kendrick Lamar are lofty heights and you’re stuck at “used to be cool” with Action Bronson. The only reason Solange is there is to remind you your taste still has some hope, just like that pair of sneakers you still wear to impress in 2010. Do you think if you keep playing that classic soul, it’ll drown out the sound of your Spotify Discover Weekly sobbing for you? And the most played songs? Oof! “Clean Baby Sleep White Noise (Loopable)” is a real gem in there. What are you trying to do, lull yourself into a false sense of coolness? You’ve got more J Hus in there than actual personality. It’s like your music choices are in a contest to see how little you can actually connect with anyone. I’m not saying your music taste is bad, but even my grandma’s mixtape has more cohesive vibes, and she can't tell Afrobeats from a flat tire. Step it up, Thomas; you’ve got potential—potential to make us all roll our eyes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!