Roasted 2 years ago based on dawg's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Dawg, the musical equivalent of a Spotify dumpster fire. Your taste in genres makes it seem like someone dropped a bag of Skittles into a blender and called it a mixtape. Seriously, with that many sub-genres, it feels like you're just trying to cover all your bases in case one of them accidentally becomes cool... which, spoiler alert, it won't. You think you're the kingpin of rap, but the only thing you’re running is a failed mixtape featuring every artist who’s ever uttered a rhyme about the trap and their latest beliefs as to where they stand in the Batmobile line. Your top artists read like the guest list for a 'Mediocre Rapper Reunion' in a basement somewhere. I haven't seen a line-up this predictable since the last time I checked my spam folder. 21 Savage and Drake? Wow, what a rebel you are! Next, you’ll tell us your hidden gem is, I don’t know, a Lil Nas X track. And good luck at parties; when people ask for a summer playlist, just tell them your greatest achievement is consistently streaming “Ric Flair Drip” on repeat while the rest of us are out here evolving our tastes past 2017. Let’s not forget about your most played tracks, which are like if the algorithm decided to throw up all over your Spotify feed. I mean, “Daram Miram Beh Tehran” is a bold choice—almost as bold as putting “Ghostface Killers” right next to “Bumpy Ride” like it's some sort of twisted musical sandwich. Congratulations, your profile is the Spotify equivalent of a mid-life crisis that has decided to skip therapy and dive straight into an unbreakable loop of questionable decisions. But keep it up, I’m sure one day you'll stumble upon some actual taste... right after you figure out how to pronounce "Pluggnb."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!