Roasted 7 months ago based on Aaron Tolentino's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Aaron Tolentino, your Spotify profile is the sonic equivalent of a middle school musical rendition gone awry! With a top genre list packed fuller than a karaoke night at a family reunion, I can’t help but wonder if your taste in music is as confused as a cat at a dog park. Seriously, you’ve got everything from P-pop to Kundiman, making you the spokesperson for ‘I am perpetually undefined.’ We get it: you love your musical soulfood, but that doesn’t mean you should be putting the entire buffet on your plate at once! Your obsession with BINI is unreal! It’s like you’ve single-handedly kept their Spotify royalties alive with how many times you’ve hit play on “Salamin, Salamin.” If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were part of BINI’s street team instead of a casual fan. And how many songs does one artist need to put out before you realize you might need a support group? There’s a finite amount of ear space on this planet, Aaron, and you’re overloading yours with enough BINI tracks to form a new language. Spoiler alert: they ain’t the Beatles! And let’s talk about those top artists! I’ve seen more diversity in a one-flavor ice cream shop. You’ve combined the whimsical magic of Laufey with the dramatic flair of Memorial Day musical numbers like you’re trying to win an award for Most Unnecessary Collab. Somehow, you’ve turned your Spotify into a flipbook of high school drama, complete with a stage and a spotlight permanently set on you. Embrace your quirks all you want, but remember: listening to Taylor Swift and sounding like you’re reading a Hallmark card at a funeral does not make you a musical savant. Get it together, Aaron; you’re a walking indie playlist cliche!

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