Roasted 4 months ago based on rehan's long term Spotify stats.

Rehan, your Spotify profile is basically a tribute to the same 10 songs on a never-ending loop—like you’re trying to win some award for most dedicated Playboi Carti fan. I mean, who knew one artist could dominate your life to the point where you’re practically prepping for a Playboi Carti trivia night? At this rate, you'll need an intervention, or at least a playlist that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a trap house. Seriously, did you just throw darts at a board of hip-hop labels to figure out your favorite genres? Your favorite genres read like a high schooler's diary written in all caps, struggling with insecurities about being 'underground' while desperately wanting to sound edgy. “Trap Soul”? More like “Trapped in a Soul-Sucking Loop.” I half-expect your Spotify bio to say something like, "If it's not #RageRap, I don't want it!" Seriously, you need to diversify those listening habits before your brain turns to mush and you start rapping in emojis. Is every song really just about getting lit or grieving your missing AirPods? Let's talk about your top artists—it's like you got dressed in the dark and stumbled into a hip-hop convention with only the most mainstream acts. How does your music taste manage to be both super trendy and painfully predictable? Here’s a tip: you’re allowed to explore! There are more artists out there than just “Playboi Carti” and his remix of “Playboi Carti.” At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to just be one giant “Thank you for coming to our Playboi Carti chatroom.” Slide into some new artists before you officially become the living embodiment of a “Teenage Mutant Ninja Playlist.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!