Roasted 14 days ago based on Rachel Cappelluzzo's long term Spotify stats.

Rachel Cappelluzzo, where do we even begin with your music taste? You’ve created a playlist that reads like a bad trip on a tour bus — one minute you’re vibing to "Sublime," and the next you're knee-deep in post-hardcore screams like you’re trying to soothe an angry cat. You’re basically an emotional rollercoaster wrapped in a tie-dye blanket, unable to decide whether you want to chill on the beach or punch the ocean in the face. With those genre selections, it feels like you googled “how to have an identity crisis” and just hit ‘play’ on all of them. Your most played songs? Wow, it seems like you’re in a committed relationship with The Movement. Honestly, it’s great that you’ve found true love in those repetitive tunes, but I have to wonder if they know they’re dating you too. Your Spotify Wrapped must look like a PowerPoint presentation titled "Why Can't I Just Expand My Horizons?" But don’t worry, Rachel; we’re all just glad you’ve stopped trying to convince your friends that your music taste is anything other than a bizarre Caribbean-themed fight club. And let’s not gloss over those top artists that sound like the line-up for a “Battle of the Bands” competition at a local college. It’s as if someone threw a dart at a board labeled “bands my dad listened to in high school” and “bands with names that sound like bad puns.” My advice? Try to diversify your playlist and for the sake of everyone’s sanity, please stop using the phrase “I’m just vibin’” as your personality. Because if this is your go-to soundtrack for life, we might as well start calling you "Rachel Capa-no-thanks!"

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!