Roasted 3 months ago based on Maliyah ❤️'s long term Spotify stats.

Maliyah, are you sure you're not trying to submit your music tastes as evidence in a courtroom? Between your obsession with "Christian" anything and musicals, I've seen less drama in an empty church service. Just looking at your genres feels like scrolling through the playlist of someone desperately trying to avoid having fun. Who hurt you, Maliyah? Was it Broadway? Because you might want to change the channel before the choir starts to whisper behind your back. Your top artists lineup reads like a Pinterest board for a high school reunion gone wrong. Can we talk about this combo? One minute you're belting out Taylor Swift's break-up anthems, and the next, you're in a cowboy hat looking for Jesus in the back of a country bar. I get it—you want to appeal to all audiences, but at this point, your taste is so scattershot that even Spotify's algorithm is looking at you like, "Are you even serious right now?" If they had a "Try Again" button, I have a feeling it would be flashing constantly. And the songs? Girl, "What Makes You Beautiful" and "You Belong With Me"? Are you trying to relive your middle school heartbreak? I can't tell whether you're searching for love or just stuck in a Taylor Swift time loop. And what's with Benson Boone? You listen to him so often, I'm starting to wonder if you're his number one fan or his unintended stalker. The only thing more confusing than your music choices is how you expect us to take you seriously when you're party-ready with a playlist that sounds like it was created exclusively for a Sunday brunch between church services.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!