Roasted 2 years ago based on MacaroniKenshin's long term Spotify stats.

Hey MacaroniKenshin, if your Spotify profile were any more niche, it’d need a warning label for hipsters only. Seriously, “Swancore”? Is that what happens when ducks get road rage? Your favorite genres look like the playlist of an angsty teenager who took a wrong turn down the emotional highway and ended up in a mall emo phase that has yet to exit. How does it feel to live in a world where even the “Happy” playlist makes an appearance as a valuable real estate option? Your top artists sound like a high school talent show lineup, where everyone just discovered their parents’ old CDs at a garage sale. “Dance Gavin Dance” and “Emarosa” sound like the names of bands that would be heckled offstage at a community center for sounding like a rejected episode of a bad soap opera. Honestly, if “Sleep Token” is the best you could find, you must be having a "rest" of your music taste in the gutter. At this point, you should consider legal representation for emotional damages inflicted by your Spotify discover weekly alone. And those most-played songs? Wow, just wow. Is “Coke” by “Give My Remains to Broadway” your personal anthem or a cry for help? Because with that many plays, it sounds like you’re just on repeat until the real you can come out. Look on the bright side, at least you can still impress awkward first dates with your unpretentious yet painfully obscure musical taste while keeping a straight face. Who needs social acceptance when you've got an endless loop of dark, melodic angst, right? Hang in there, my dude; I hear there’s a support group for people struggling to let go of their middle school emo phase.

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