Roasted 7 months ago based on Laika's long term Spotify stats.

Laika, your taste in music is like a mid-2000s college dorm room: cluttered, confusing, and somehow still stuck in 1975. You’ve managed to assemble a playlist that could only be described as a wall of sound, and not the good kind. With favorites like "Progressive Rock" and "Glam Metal," it feels like you’re somewhere between an old man yelling at clouds and a teenager dress-coded for a Motley Crue concert. Seriously, throw in a little variety, or at least upgrade to something recorded in this century! Your top artists scream “I peaked in high school” louder than any gated reverb guitar solo from the '80s could ever manage. The Beatles, Rush, and Pink Floyd? Congratulations! You've officially mastered the art of nostalgia to the point where you could probably open a museum showcasing your reluctant acceptance of aging. And let's not even dive into the rabbit hole that is your most played songs—"Superheroes" by Racer X? Are you sure you weren’t just trying to impress your high school crush while blaring that track from your mom's minivan? And then there’s your affinity for "MPB." Maybe that’s just a cry for help? Is it an acronym for “My Playlist Boring”? Between your heavy metal obsession and your wacky love for progressive tracks, it’s hard to tell if your Spotify is a reflection of your personality or an elaborate prank. But hey, keep on rockin’ out like there's a hair band reunion around the corner! Just don't be surprised when your friends start dodging your mixtapes like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!