Roasted 2 years ago based on Assassin Cat's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Assassin Cat, with a Spotify profile so eclectic it speaks to the real horror of a hidden identity crisis. It’s like your playlist is trying to fuse the angst of a moody teen with the existential dread of a mid-life crisis. "Indie? Pop? Acoustic Punk? Folk Punk?" Sweetie, it's 2023, not an episode of a indie rock therapy session. Did you go to a hipster café and ask the barista to create a soundtrack for your existential dread, or did you just black out and click every genre on Spotify? Clearly, you're the poster child for having too many "mood swings" to settle on a single music style! And look who’s leading the pack with your top artists! "Fish in a Birdcage"? Really? You see, what you call “eclectic taste,” I call a desperate cry for help from the depths of a basement filled with remaining remnants of rejected music personas. At least we know your Spotify Wrapped is going to be more confused than a cat at a dog park. And as for Harley Poe making a comeback on your "Most Played" chart—congratulations, you've officially found the soundtrack for a film nobody wants to see about a semi-talented failed musician in a room full of sad, broken dreams. Lastly, those song titles! Honestly, do you want to listen to music or recite the diary entries of every emo kid who’s ever existed? "Eat Shit and Die"? Well, after witnessing your musical choices, I can definitely understand the sentiment, but you might want to rethink your life choices if you're echoing that mantra. At this point, I’m just glad none of those songs mention “joining an online cult” or “contemplating the meaning of life alone in your basement”, because that would just be too on-the-nose. Seriously, Assassin Cat: it’s time for a Spotify intervention!

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