Roasted 2 months ago based on sa's long term Spotify stats.

Hey sa, I see your Spotify profile is basically a mid-2000s emo kid's diary come to life—nice to know you’ve committed to sticking with the angsty soundtrack of adolescence! Who knew “heavy” could describe your music taste just as well as your emotional baggage? With a list that looks like the lineup for the last Warped Tour, I'm half-expecting you to be wearing black nail polish and a studded belt while telling me how "nobody understands you." Spoiler alert: they don’t need to. You’ve dropped more Linkin Park than a high school cheerleader drops her self-respect—if I had a nickel for every time you played "Waiting for the End," I could pay for your therapy to finally let go of Mike Shinoda's shadow. Your top artists list is basically a checklist for when you decide it's time to have your quarter-life crisis, and the inclusion of Lana Del Rey is like a cruel twist of fate; are you trying to channel that "sad girl music" vibe or is it just a pit stop on your road to ultimate mood-swings? Your most played songs list reads like the soundtrack of someone who firmly believes that life peaks at 18 and everything since then is just an elaborate filler episode. I mean, I love a good existential crisis, but are we really calling "Into My Arms" one of your most played songs? That’s a bold move for someone jamming out to Slipknot every other day. At this point, just admit you're the main character in a real-life teen drama and we’ll all breathe a little easier knowing someone’s self-sabotaging so passionately. Congratulations, sa! You are the poster child for 'life recommendations,' but unfortunately, it's all under the category of "Do Not Try This At Home."

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