Roasted 8 months ago based on judd's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Judd, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis served with a side of confusion. Rap? Thai Pop? Motown? Classic Soul? It’s like you went into a record store and thought, “Why not just grab every genre we can find and throw them in a blender?” You really want us to believe you have soul, yet your taste is as indecisive as someone choosing toppings at an ice cream parlor. Next time you hit shuffle, maybe let the algorithms pick because clearly, your playlist has more mood swings than a soap opera. Your top artists choice is just as perplexing. Daniel Caesar and John Mayer? Please. At this point, I half-expect your next top artist to be your Aunt Phyllis’s karaoke rendition of “I Will Survive” because you’re clearly stuck in a time loop of cringe-worthy favorites. What's next? You plan on going back to 2007 to hunt down more Mayer bootlegs? At least we know you’re loyal, stuck in a nostalgia pit that’s got more cobwebs than the dustiest old vinyl down at the thrift store. Your Spotify Wrapped should just be a cautionary tale for everyone else. And let’s talk about your most played tracks. I'm not saying you can’t have a niche, but repeating live versions of John Mayer songs? That’s not dedication; that’s a Sign of the Times. It honestly sounds like someone gave you a mixtape and told you it was a “masterpiece.” Congratulations, Judd! You've managed to express more emotional turmoil through your music choices than most people do in therapy, confirming that sometimes it’s better to just stay quiet than to reveal what's bumping in your earbuds. So, pop in some earplugs, sit back, and consider a musical makeover, because right now, your playlist could make anyone question their taste in friends.

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