Roasted 13 days ago based on charlie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Charlie, what a musical mishmash you've got brewing over there. Your favorite genres read like a Spotify algorithm's nervous breakdown – rap, country, hip hop, and even rage rap? It seems like your playlists are just one unsupervised shuffle away from a mid-life crisis! You’re like a confused teenager experimenting with different identities, trying to figure out if you want to belt out "Old Town Road" while simultaneously throwing down some bars about your tragic childhood. We've got a real identity crisis on our hands, folks! And don't get us started on those top artists. Drake and Zach Bryan—definitely a match made in Spotify hell. It's like you tossed a hip-hop artist and a country star into a blender and hit puree. BoyWithUke? You might want to take a moment to reflect on why you’re resonating with a guy who sings with a ukulele while naming himself after a generic music accessory. Did you just lose a bet, or is your music taste a cry for help? I can only imagine your playlists have created a chiaroscuro of emotions, oscillating between deep existential dread and picking up a six-pack for some jamming in the fields. Lastly, your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a high school yearbook where nobody showed up for class. "NOKIA"? It's one thing to have outdated tech nostalgia, but to actually put it in your most played collection? I mean, why don't you just dip back into the flip phone era while you're at it? And you’ve got enough Drake tracks to convince anyone that he’s financing your lifestyle. But hey, keep it up, bud! At least your Spotify profile is achieving greatness—in being a great example of what happens when you don’t commit to a single genre and instead decide to collect them like Pokémon. Gotta catch 'em all, right?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!