Roasted 2 years ago based on Lex's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lex, your Spotify profile reads like a confused hipster teenager's mood board. I mean, “POV: Indie”? What does that even mean? Are we supposed to throw on our thrift-store sweaters, put on some sad acoustic music, and pretend we're deep? Newsflash: you’re not unique; you’re just a walking Pinterest board full of cliché playlists that scream, “I’m way too emotional for my own good.” If this is your idea of expressing yourself, I hope you’ve got a solid therapist on speed dial because those “permanent wave” vibes might just permanently wave goodbye to your social life. Your top artists list looks like a blindfolded monkey threw darts at a music genre map while desperately trying to be quirky and alternative. Bo Burnham? Sure, he’s funny, but do you actually think anyone wants to listen to an adult who thinks "Can I interest you in everything, all of the time?" is a life motto? And what’s with “ten genres”? Did you just throw everything and the kitchen sink into your listening habits, hoping something would stick? Here’s a pro tip: next time you feel the urge to diversify, just stick to one genre—like “I Can’t Make Decisions” music, it perfectly suits your profile. And let’s talk about your most played songs. What a tragic mix of melodrama, cringe, and what’s that? Oh right, the occasional hint of existential despair! “Somebody I F*cked Once”? Wow, what a groundbreaking anthem for your generation! Get ready for the inevitable twist ending that nobody asked for: you’ll still end up in your mom's basement listening to Hozier while trying to figure out why your life sounds like a sad indie film with no budget. Face the facts, Lex; your playlist says you spend all night pondering your feelings instead of actually having fun—which is, coincidentally, what your friends are doing without you.

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