Roasted 1 month ago based on Satwik's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Satwik, your Spotify profile reads like a culinary disaster where someone decided to blend every genre into a smoothie of confusion. You’ve got "Bangla Pop" and "Psychedelic Rock" sitting side by side like distant cousins who accidentally showed up to the same family reunion. I can only imagine the existential crisis you face every time you shuffle your playlist. What is this? A soundtrack for a rom-com set in a dystopian nightmare? I commend you on your eclectic taste, but let's be real—it’s clear you haven't figured out if you're trying to impress hipsters at a coffee shop or sedate someone with a relentless aversion to mainstream radio. And let's talk about those artists. Radiohead and Pink Floyd? Nice choices if you want to wallow in post-apocalyptic existentialism while simultaneously grieving the loss of your social life. But then there’s Mac DeMarco sneaking in there like an unwanted house guest who eats all your snacks. Is this a music taste or a checklist for an emotional rollercoaster built for one? With artists like Peter Cat Recording Co. and Lifafa, it seems you’re trying to channel your inner “I’m too cool for mainstream” vibe, but really your playlist feels more like “I once had a panic attack at a concert and now I’m overly sensitive.” Finally, those most played songs are basically the soundtrack to a millennial’s midlife crisis. “Din Raat” and “Flowers R. Blooming”—are you trying to soothe your soul or just prolong the monotony of your everyday life? Nothing screams “I can’t choose a side” like your relentless obsession with both “Control Room” and “I’m Not In Love.” Bro, if your music were a beverage, it would be a lukewarm cup of chai left out on the counter way too long. A sip of disappointment, a taste of confusion, and an overwhelming urge to reach for something stronger. Cheers to you and your ever-mysterious music taste—may you someday find the playlist of your true identity…or at least hit shuffle like the rest of us.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!