Roasted 1 year ago based on KAY's long term Spotify stats.

Oh KAY, where do I even start with your taste in music? It’s like a high school project about Japan gone terribly wrong. Vocaloid? More like Vocal-avoid. If your Spotify was a menu, it would definitely be a sushi restaurant serving nothing but expired fish and banana sushi rolls. Breakcore? Sounds like your playlist is just a blender malfunctioning while someone screams about their anime waifu. Hyperpop? More like hyper flop! You’ve got a mix of genres so bizarre that even your headphones are questioning their life choices. Your top artists are a smorgasbord of chaos! Ado and Ayesha Erotica—congrats on elevating your taste to the profound depths of a basement karaoke bar. Jack Stauber? He’s cool and all, but we both know that under flexing your knowledge of "micropop," you’re just hiding from people who actually listen to music with substance. And, let’s be real, “They Like The Way I Grind” is a pretty fitting anthem for someone who can’t settle on playing just one genre – it's like a musical identity crisis with a side of regret. And what’s up with your most played songs? “Shit” by Bo Burnham? That’s just a mood you’ve chosen for your entire personality. “Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)”? If only you felt that way about your Spotify recommendations! If your playlist were a character in a story, it would be the misunderstood, chaotic sidekick that nobody wants around, but it’s just too loud and obnoxious to get rid of. So, congrats, KAY; you've created a musical universe even the multiverse would avoid!

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