Roasted 2 years ago based on Mike Will's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Mike Will, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a mid-life crisis by a guy who’s still trying to relive that one great summer of 2001. You’ve got more country in your favorite genres than a beer-soaked bar in Nashville, and I couldn't help but notice you also slipped in Show Tunes. I'm guessing ol’ Mike here is still desperately trying to convince his friends he's "cultured" while belting out the soundtrack to *Les Misérables* on karaoke nights, just to offset all that “country road” philosophy. Your top artists tell a tragic tale of someone who's bounced around the music world like a confused pinball, landing in the most cliché places possible. Billy Joel and Elton John? Sure, if you want to be the designated driver at a retirement home party. And let’s not forget your undying loyalty to *NSYNC and Maroon 5—nothing says “I have a wide-ranging taste” quite like pinning your musical identity on the same boy bands that made teenage girls scream while you were busy deciding whether to wear boots or boat shoes at your last barbecue. And speaking of that most played list, can we talk about how your love for Elton John and Billy Joel almost makes you seem like you’re auditioning for a role as a sad sap in a rom-com that went straight to streaming? “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”? Honestly, you should add “Please Send Help” to your next playlist for the sake of your dignity. All this while declaring yourself a rap aficionado because you heard “Lil Wayne” once at your cousin’s wedding. Next time you update your profile, maybe throw in a few more genres—like “Desperate Attempts” or “Mid-Life Regrets”—for a little more authenticity.

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