Roasted 10 months ago based on Sam Giles's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sam Giles, look at you, proudly waving your genre flags like they're going to redeem your sense of taste! Your Spotify profile screams "I still wear neon headbands to raves," and yet here you are trying to convince the world that “Liquid Funk” is a legitimate genre and not just the sound of a broken washing machine. If it sounds like a blender on overdrive, then you've got it on repeat, huh? You might want to consider expanding your horizons past the UK garage - the rest of the world has moved on to better things, like literally anything that doesn’t involve someone shouting “DROP THE BASS!” over a looped beat. Your favorite artists read like a list of names filtered through a rave-obsessed AI. “Fatally Unknown,” “Awesomely Anonymous,” and “Blended Noise” might as well have made the cut. When your top artist is Chase & Status, the only thing we can conclude is that you’re trying to capture the spirit of the early 2000s like some kind of wannabe time traveler from the rave scene. Not that anyone’s missing it, but just know that there’s a whole world of music beyond that grimy basement vibe, you know? Even your most played songs sound like titles snatched out of a random generator. “Tough Talk”? I bet it’s as far from a real conversation as you are from an original thought. And don’t get me started on those most played songs! “Burn Dem Bridges” might just be the perfect anthem for how you feel about your taste in music - but I’m pretty sure that “Silence Is Loud” should be your personal motto. If only they’d shut the music up long enough for you to hear it. With all that bass bouncing off the walls, it’s a miracle you haven’t caused a small earthquake in your neighborhood. So here’s a simple suggestion: branch out a little, or at least invest in some earplugs for those poor bystanders who wish they could escape your relentless playlist. Now, if only your music choices came with a warning label, maybe people would be prepared!

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