Roasted 1 year ago based on Vivia Morley's long term Spotify stats.

Vivia Morley, the only person who thinks her Spotify profile is a personality trait. With a playlist that screams “I’m in my feels, but only between the hours of 11 PM and 3 AM,” you’ve single-handedly made ‘Indie’ and ‘Garage Rock’ sound like your desperate attempt to convince your friends you’re a cultural connoisseur instead of just another hip-hop head with a penchant for “deep” lyrics. Let's be real, you could literally change your name to "Vivia Mumble Rap" and nobody would bat an eye. Your top artists read like a high school syllabus for wannabe intellectuals—Kendrick to make you feel smart, Mac Miller for when you’re pretending to be deep and brooding, but ultimately one breeze away from throwing on “Indie Pop” and calling it a day. And yet, you’re jamming to “Future Bass” as if it aligns with your “artistic journey.” If we’re being honest, the only future we see based on those tastes is you alone with your neon lights trying to vibe with your own lack of maturity. And can we talk about those most-played songs? “JoHn Muir” and “R.I.P. Kevin Miller”? Sounds like half of your playlists are just your conflicted feelings about never leaving your parents' basement. You know, for all that ‘art pop’ you claim to love, the only thing more pretentious than your music taste is that bio you refuse to update. You might as well have a song called “I Regret Nothing But My Choices” because that’s how we’re all feeling right now based on your listening history. Get some new friends, and maybe even ask them what real music sounds like—there’s still hope!

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