Roasted 2 years ago based on Chinwe Tee's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Chinwe Tee: your Spotify profile looks like a musical version of a teenager's“what’s cool” list, if that teenager was a walking identity crisis. “Rap,” “Pop,” and “Afrobeats”? Make up your mind; are you trying to flex your multiculturalism or just showcasing the Spotify algorithm’s identity crisis? At this point, your profile needs a therapist more than it needs another playlist. I mean, it’s adorable how you think you can pull off being a connoisseur of genres like it's an Olympic sport; you’ll get the participation medal for sure. Let’s talk about those top artists; it reads like a list of “Most Likely to Play During a Midlife Crisis.” Juice WRLD and Post Malone, really? Your playlist said “I’m deep” but it really screams “I depend on sad bops to make sense of my life choices.” And AJR – I can only assume they're there because you needed something to balance out all the self-loathing. You know they should have added “Pretending to be deep” to their Spotify genre titles, right? One more sad song and you'll need a complete break-up playlist for your deteriorating music taste. Lastly, those most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a story that involves a lot of emotional memes. “Sweater Weather” and “Daddy Issues”? Did someone hurt you, or do you just enjoy having all the sad boy vibes wrapped in your indie blanket? Honestly, nothing like a good Sufjan Stevens song to remind you of how tragically artistic your Spotify crushes are. But hey, don’t worry, Chinwe; at least your playlists give us all a great idea of what a mid-20s-soul-searching phase looks like. Keep rocking that eclectic mess—you might just inspire a new genre, “Crisis Pop.”

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