Roasted 2 years ago based on ZaïkOS's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ZaïkOS! With a Spotify profile like yours, I can’t tell if you’re trying to define diversity in music or just desperately trying to fit in with every lame Spotify algorithm. Pop, Rock, Moroccan Pop, and G-Funk? Wow, your playlist reads like the most confused mixtape at a high school dance crash. Are you building a time machine to 2010 while also attempting to rep the Moroccan nightlife? You’re like a genre-hopping road trip where everyone else gets car sickness except for you... with your questionable taste as the main attraction. Your top artists tell a story, but it's not one anyone wants to read. Nirvana and Katy Perry? Talk about aesthetic whiplash! It’s like having a dinner party with friends and alternating between serving them fancy hors d'oeuvres and a full plate of instant ramen. You’re trying to be all deep with Kurt Cobain while secretly vibing with “Teenage Dream.” Honestly, listening to you explain your music tastes is like hearing a toddler recite their ABCs while trying to do calculus. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Something Going On - Kompa Gouyad Extended Mix"? You’re just asking for someone to turn your headphones into a booby trap with that one. “Slowed and Reverb” is not a valid excuse for music selection; it sounds more like the name of a hangover remedy than anything remotely entertaining. Do us all a favor—pick a lane, and for the love of music, get a taste that doesn't require a free-for-all buffet. We love a good selection, but yours feels like the last-person-left-at-the-party playlist that even the alcohol wants to avoid.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!