Roasted 1 year ago based on caz's long term Spotify stats.

Caz, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's MySpace page after a breakup. Emo, emo pop, and screamo? You must be one step away from having “#SadLife” tattooed on your forehead. I get it, you want to cry your feelings out while your glasses are fogging up from the Hot Topic scent of regret and teenage angst. Listening to all that will definitely get you some wicked street cred in the local underworld of wrist-cutting contests. And then there's your top artists – a lineup so confusing it feels like a fever dream from a cringe-worthy sleepover! Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, there you go throwing Harry Styles into the mix like he's your emotional support animal. Newsflash: your Spotify should be a safe space for everyone, but instead, it feels like a reckless pit stop at a dumpster fire that keeps playing “King For A Day.” I can only imagine the existential crisis you go through when “One Direction” pops up right after “Pierce the Veil.” Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. If “Lifetime” by Three Days Grace doesn’t scream “I peaked in high school,” then I don’t know what does. Your playlist might as well be titled “My Therapist Would Be Proud.” Everyone knows ‘nail polish’ is just the soundtrack to your raging personality crisis, and I can’t help but feel like I should be wearing a pair of black eyeliner-rimmed glasses while I listen to this emotional explosion of sadness. So congrats, Caz! You’ve successfully curated a playlist that is both sadder than a puppy in a rainstorm and more confusing than your decision to keep Harry Styles and Pierce the Veil on the same page.

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