Roasted 5 months ago based on Finn Hughes's long term Spotify stats.

Finn Hughes, huh? The musical equivalent of a hipster barista who's two sips away from rebranding their latte as "Liquid Soul." With a playlist that has more genres than actual listeners, you might want to consider carrying a boombox around just to explain yourself to people. "Oh, you haven't heard of Jazz Rap? It's like sipping espresso while wearing a beret!" Yeah, because nothing says "fresh tunes" like confusing the heck out of everyone in a single breath. I mean, your top artists are a smorgasbord of contradictions! One moment you're headbanging to Nirvana, and the next, you're delicately swaying to Steely Dan like you’re in a yacht filled with pretentious trust fund kids. “Oh, you haven't heard of Yacht Rock? It's this revolutionary genre where rich old men lament the lack of good bananas on their cream yachts." Can we just appreciate how you're giving 'classic rock' the same credit as 'experimental hip hop'? Like, that's straight-up musical identity theft right there. And let's just talk about your most played songs for a second. An eclectic mix of MF DOOM, Madvillain, and Oasis? You must be the life of the party—if the party is a dimly-lit room filled with people silently judging each other's Spotify profiles. Your musical taste is like a trendy thrift store—intriguing at first but ultimately just a massive pile of questionable choices. So, Finn, next time someone asks you what you listen to, maybe just say "everything," because your playlist is essentially the world's longest game of word association gone horribly wrong.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!