Roasted 4 months ago based on 𓋜's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's the emotional equivalent of a Brazilian street festival gone terribly wrong. Your favorite genres read like a musical diary of a hipster who got lost in a record store and decided to take a permanent detour into a "how to be obscure" crash course. "Brazilian Trap" and "Shoegaze"? Sounds like a party where everyone's too busy feeling deeply with head in hands to acknowledge that it's actually just a bunch of sad beats for people contemplating their life choices. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to be an ode to existential dread, with a sprinkle of "why am I like this?" Your top artists are basically the Spotify version of that hipster kid who shows up at the party, dressed in thrift store fashion, and proceeds to recite the names of indie bands so obscure even Google raises an eyebrow. "YUNG LIXO" and "Link do Zap"? Wow, can’t wait to hear how much you overanalyze their deep cuts while clutching your avocado toast and reassuring your friends that “this is real art.” I mean, if my musical taste was like yours, I’d be begging people to stop asking me what I've been listening to for fear they'd think I’ve given up on joy altogether. And let’s talk about your most played songs, with "YUNG LIXO" dominating the top spots like an overzealous ex at a reunion trying to justify their bad life choices. We get it, you're really into "Um Certo Alguém." And by we, I mean no one, because I assure you even your Spotify algorithm is rolling its eyes and recommending some Taylor Swift for the sake of your sanity. At this point, your playlists are less about vibing and more like a crash course on ‘sadness: the obvious way to avoid actual fun.’ Just remember, in the world of music, there is always room for a little joy… unless you're stuck in your own personal Jangle Pop hell.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!