Roasted 4 days ago based on Kacper's long term Spotify stats.

Kacper, your Spotify profile reads like a walking mid-life crisis wrapped in a pair of oversized JNCO jeans. You’ve somehow managed to blend the musical tastes of a hip-hop aficionado with the existential dread of someone who still has a soft spot for "Last Christmas." I mean, one minute you’re bumping to The Weeknd, and the next you’re shedding tears over Wham! Is this a playlist or therapy for your tragically confused identity? You’re just a few sad love songs away from a full-blown sob fest, my dude. And let’s talk about those favorite genres. You’ve got more Latin genres than an ill-advised quinceañera playlist, and I’m pretty sure “Disco Polo” is just a euphemism for “I give up.” You’ve got trap Latino mixed in with G-Funk like you’re trying to create the sonic equivalent of a taco filled with marshmallows. It’s a culinary disaster for the ears, Kacper. And good luck explaining to anyone that “Old School Hip Hop” and “Urbano Latino” blend into a cohesive sound. It’s like trying to bake a cake with ketchup and marshmallow fluff—as much as you might want to believe in your culinary skills, there’s just no hope. Then there are your top artists. Looks like you combined a list of popular musicians with the late-night lineup of a dive bar karaoke competition. The juxtaposition of Bad Bunny and Michael Jackson has me questioning not only your taste but also your sanity. And “Nasz Disneyland” by Papa Dance? Please don’t tell me that’s on repeat as you belt it out in the shower—it’s probably why the neighbors have started leaving passive-aggressive notes on your door. So, keep on vibing, Kacper, but for the sake of everyone’s ears, may I suggest a few lessons in taste? Oh wait, is that a genre too?

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists